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Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This could just as
theprophetspeaks: clittyclittybangbang: stberries: lo-wah: katr1namallar1: Future reference fo my kids yes I am so doing this guess what I’m doing when I get back? I have the same ice tray and everything its gonna be great. Can I make something
bludwingart: Here’s that threesome I was talking about… And I’m super close to 1000 followers, you guys have been great! But when I do, I have a little something extra for this picture waiting… Super late and already made a post about it, but
I hope you had a good birthday! I did this quick birthday penguin sketch earlier, but forgot to send it right away. (The right one is better) I was going to draw everyone who got pushed off the cliff, but I’ll do it eventually.(silvermoon718)wwhhhh
This song makes me so sad for some reason. Is it because I am in the prime of my youth and I am not enjoying life?Also, sorry this is turning into an eclectic music blog, but I am just not inspired to do anything creative right now.
ngaging: Chris Thompson very VPL AKA best dad with no kid
characters from my webcomic @couponkidsspoiler: This has nothing to do with it lmao
FLASHLIGHT SHIPPING INCOMING TAKE COVER!!!! Hehe, just kidding… they do have their up’s and down’s though. ^.^ This was requested by Powerfluff over at Deviant Art.
joy-busanhigh2: ara-uahan: theactualtiffanyhwang: why must you do this why oh my god because we all know how well it went with kids react to kpop oh boy… but…no……
bunnyaimee: ussenterpancakes: bearholdt: pastelmorgue: marshmallowpuffs: toptiermage: I want to see this in a horror game Those trees are really prett— oh. OMG ….oh Oh my god. There are no words to describe how quickly my face went from
briswayze: herdreadsrock: Reblog. This could really help someone out. Reblogging because I remember the days I had to do this so my baby girl could eat
get ready kids it’s once again time forMOG HAD A MOVE AND/OR JOB CHANGE AND IT FUCKS WITH HER HEALTH INSURANCE…LET’S SEE HOW, OR EVEN IF, SHE CAN FILL THE ADDERALL PRESCRIPTION SHE VERY MUCH NEEDS!!! WITH 24 HOURS AND A BUDGET OF โ, CAN
symbio-ratio: no-mi-torta: persverso: kermakastikeritari: Here I go musically shitposting again are you fucking kidding me this is a banger POST A DOWNLOAD LINK YOU COWARD (There’s a full version!)
fitnika: run-for-funner: grassfedbooty: bonkai-kingdom: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. NOSTALGIA Literally all of these Well I never called my guy or girl friends and worried about their parents but
eisuverse: arbutus-blossoms: Hey guys, sign my guestbook. // Please do not repost nor remove captions. I bet kids these days don’t even know what a web ring is…
hesmuchmoreimportant: Doctor Who (RTD era): 1 quote and gifset per episode | 1.05 World War Three Please, Doctor. Please! She’s my daughter. She’s just a kid!Do you think I don’t know that? ‘Cause this is my life, Jackie. It’s not fun, it’s
wontongod: uchibrah: eva—00: coalgirls: there’s a seque; who tapes this my kids will never watch anime These are the type of anime nerds I hate
innercheeseburger: shout out to all the kids who are made uncomfortable by their teachers separating the class by gender and are too nervous to speak up about it
Back At It Again
I’ve somehow avoided catching anything from my kids, but it finally happened……………. I got con plague…………….. it’s def just a cold, but still. I wasn’t strong enough
inspirelocked: fieldthistle: fuckingniall: writing conclusions in papers is like the stupidest thing ever though like what’s the point of dedicating an entire paragraph to “so yeah i know you just read my paper but this is a summarization of what
Decided to do a redraw of an old drawing from when I was a kid
ask-the-two-earls: pajamaprodigy: nullvoid0: “my kids are just sociopaths” nono nononononononononononononononofucknononononononononononononononononononoonnoonooonnoooonnonnonoononononono no. lemongrab and lemongrab 2 are not sociopaths. do not
I think my favorite response to this costume is the little kids who stare because it’s just this looming shadow figure but then the eyes slowly light up and they scream “WHHHAAAATTT???”
cobra-23: yourroyalpenis: heyveronica: digg: This makes ice skating a much more terrifying experience. Watch the full video here. My stomach dropped. are you kidding? That’s fucking cool as hell I wanna do this!
kuro-takeover: twilightknight17: artemis-simetra: sansan9: William: “This is my side.” Seriously, my cousin’s kid is eight and he doesn’t even do this shit. I’m just disappointed he’s back in his normal suit and not the glitter or pajamas.
extraneousredux: thepassioniscomingback: remanth: semolavanpelt: Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill. You level up when you can do it with long sleeves My kids are always impressed when they see my wife do this.
pierre3939: moisemorancy: thetrillestqueen: juug-osiris: rudegyalchina: This shit so lit breh Shoutout to the camera work too I cant wait to be a mom and walk in the house and see my kids doing stuff like this This generation is untouchable.
Tonight on Sick Sad World
edwardspoonhands: karenhallion: topherchris: So, this argument. “Kids do best with a mom and dad!” My dad abandoned me as a kid and then I had a shitty stepdad. That really sucks, but it happens, and it has nothing to do with gay people getting
iamsecretagentsunny: lipsonyourwords: jooniversity: -chanbyul: LOOK AT THIS KID DO THE BO BEEP DANCE! MY CHILDREN WILL BE LIKE THIS OMG he dances better than i do. FMLFMLFMLFMLFML WHAT IS THIS. he reminds me of tha gay white kid frmo school of
noseatbelt: toni-tan: shelbyrosesarles: I’m gonna do this. Travel around the US with three of my bestfriends. Wow, I’d love to do this this has been my dream since i was a little kid
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
diary-of-a-chinese-kid: My grandparents do this shit at the fruit aisle, I can’t be the only one
ayehoneybee: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. This is so beautiful and warms my heart so much. I am going to teach my kids not to look at color
thealltimelows: You guys are 25 now, do you think you’ll still be doing this when you’re 50? We’ve been together for ten years and for some of that time we were kids and now we’ve got it more together than we ever had before – as long as there
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
therealjamaicatreat: Painting I did this morning. Haven’t drawn In years felt soo refreshing to get back in touch with my creative side.☺ Btw its a pic of my ass do you guys like it?#art #paint #artist #myass #yourmuse #therealjamaicatreat
shamelessjoy: mr-pussy-crusher: honeycomb69: toetown: bishoprevdr: meatgod: blackgirlpornblog: killakillakadafi191: On my to do list hell yeah! Doing this tonight, meatGod approved Oooooooohhhhhh Shit!!!!!!!! Yes Sir !!!!! Amazing… Bucket
do-this-to-me-please: my ample rear, not quite scarlett johnansson in lost in translation, not pretty but hey, theres still time x Not pretty??? Are you fucking kidding me? You look absolutely delicious and those panties are too cute! Thanks for
thoughtlessinsanities: taash—: I want to do this in my room
my homie @officialaj is one of the finalists for the iheartradio #risingstar comp, if ur cool u will do me a favor and spare a few seconds of your day to go throw him a vote! link is on my twitter @ djlauralux this kid is talented af and truly deserves
readinwritinredneckery: moosemarine: This is the kind of dad I want to be, again. Did it with my son, now to do it with others if I get to be so lucky to be a dad again The kind of dad I want to be Ugh one day!
Zoe do this to my head
ryangpoet: I am attracted to the idea of your lips exploring my body as if it were a map and you kept getting lost on purpose. Oh Zoe I’m gonna do this. Ok? Cool
oh i do this all the time tbh this is how i wake up from my naps
lls smdh damn shame. If I were to ever face a situation similar to this, I would honestly not shot anyone but tell the robbers to shot me and let my family live. I will do anything for my family, for my kids or kid, or for my beautiful wife. I’d
getlostinmymelanin: cold-plantains: getlostinmymelanin: thetrillestqueen: juug-osiris: rudegyalchina: This shit so lit breh Shoutout to the camera work too I cant wait to be a mom and walk in the house and see my kids doing stuff like this What’s
nuri-kazim-sahin: oh my god. Do yourself a favor and watch this weak dude get a tattoo. omfg this kid entertains me so much i don’t even know why THIS IS THE SAME W.O.W. KID?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: darnni: tyleroakley: Watch this fierce 11 year old dance to APPLAUSE by Lady Gaga better than you ever could. i literally cannot stop watching this IS THIS KID ON CRACK HOW DOES HE DO THAT HOW DOES HE HAVE THAT MUCH
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
boozy-the-ghost: micktoonz: What if I…got you into my hyperfixation….ahaha just kidding…..unless? I apologise to all my friends for doing this constantly
Harumistuck - Beta Version all together! And here’s a photoset of all my beta kid cosplays! This was SO much fun! Thank you everyone for the compliments and especially for suggesting to me to do this. And a big thank you to my mom who took all the
mybibabies:lokgifsandmusings:sato-mobile:queen—asami:Can she make it any more obvious?Also her face: KORRA WHO DO YOU THINK UR KIDDING I HAD TO PHYSICALLY LEAVE FOR A MOMENT THIS IS TOO MUCH
cumragdoll: jam just bout anything in my holes at this point… not kidding.
thetrillestqueen: juug-osiris: rudegyalchina: This shit so lit breh Shoutout to the camera work too I cant wait to be a mom and walk in the house and see my kids doing stuff like this
diaryofakanemem: African parents just can’t stand you sleeping. When I tell you I have stories FOR DAYS of my mother doing this to my sister and I, you would be weak as hell. Best believe, I will be doing this to my kids because… reparations.
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
xekstrin replied to your post: anonymous asked:even better: blak… WE SHIP MONOCHROME IN THIS HOUSE ANON xekstrin i have been suddenly hurt in my heart by this anon i need to go lay down
